Was bringt dir Freiheit, wenn du alleine feierst?

20. August 2014

(Quelle: emotionskunst, via kaputtaberegal)

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I love german - seriously

"Jemanden festnehmen means to arrest someone

 While "Jemanden fest nehmen  means to fuck someone hard. 。◕‿◕。

(via keine-perfektion)

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18. August 2014

(Quelle: mistfinger, via herzblutenwegendir)

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  • Teacher: Sun is the hottest thing in the universe.
  • Me: Umm excuse me i'm still here.

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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

(via rauchen-ist-die-antwort)

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